Notes of Concern…
…Jack Blair
SPIN IT
Someone finishes first in the Iowa caucuses but not really because she didn't have a whole lot more votes than the guy who finished second so you see he really was first.
The second placer then claims he was the victim of shenanigans on the part of the first placer and therefore he really won.
Not to be outdone, the third place finisher claims he really won because he came from the farthest behind and surprised everyone,
Another guy announced BEFORE the caucuses was over he was headed out of town and wasn’t going with everyone else to New Hampshire to campaign for the next primary nor was he going to South Carolina, where the third event would take place. You see he had to go to Florida to pick up some clean clothes.
Well the press jumped on that as an obvious “I am considering leaving the race.” But then a second press announcement comes out reminding everyone he isn’t quitting just getting a change of underwear. This came as a great surprise to storeowners in New Hampshire who see mens’ clothing.
Along comes New Hampshire where there is a big fight over whether Governors make better presidents than Senators. That seemed to take up a lot of time for discussion, the bottom line of which suggests that Governors have a lot more experience than Senators. Then New Hampshire elected a sitting Senator by an overwhelming margin. The other winner wasn't a Senator or a Governor-EVER.
New Hampshire is so sophisticated that they believe if you are a candidate with a border that touches there your are the overwhelming better qualified.
So now this traveling circus is off to South Carolina for the next primary. Of course the pundits are making all sorts of predictions about how people from the South will have a great advantage over those from the north. I have lived in the South and I can tell you that most Southerners think the Civil War, whoops, War of Northern Aggression, is still being fought.
I am going to close with the observation that the political process of the Greatest Nation on Earth leaves a lot to be desired.
Shouldn’t we just be looking for the candidate whose philosophy and stated opinions demonstrate clearly a superiority over the others running?
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I do think it only fair though that we let a guy have a few days to change his underwear, don’t you?