Saturday, December 1, 2012

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas-NOT

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Notes of Concern…
                               …Jackson Blair


It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like
Christmas----NOT !



Tis the season to be jolly-NOT

Ever since the excitement of the presidential election I have experienced a full case of ennui!

We have a new president and our government is embarking on four very important years in the history of the Republic. Yet every time I turn on the television I am bombarded with stories about the “fiscal cliff.” 

Without preparing a vast treatise on exactly what the government means when it tells us we are rapidly driving over a cliff, let me just say that I cannot find one good outcome down the road amongst the possibilities that face us.

Should we fail to drive over this cliff, it will probably be because the government does what it does best: procrastinate, delay, and diffuse (confuse?). 

They love the drama of running right up to a deadline and then saving us from tragedy. It makes for good sound bites, great headlines, and material for later biography writing.

1. The Democrats would like to solve the problem by raising taxes and keeping entitlement programs.

2. The Republicans would like to solve the problem by eliminating or reducing entitlement programs without raising taxes.

3. The People simply want them to work together and compromise in the interests of the nation. We want them to grow up. We would like to see some adults in the room.

Chance of #1 above: zero

Chance of #2 above: zip

Chance of #3 above: nil

I do not think any of the politicians will let the nation go over the cliff. I think what they will do is gerrymander some sort of deal satisfactory to neither the Democrats, Republicans or the People that will, essentially, stick some future Congress with the problem.

Now here is where the proverbial cheese really does bind.

We enable them to do this.

We keep sending them back, each election, to continue to act like entitled nobles.

The fault lays with We the People.

So I am not in the Christmas spirit.

I refuse to do any “fa-la-la-ing.”

I am going to concentrate on a long period of “bah-humbugging” and I encourage anyone who does not like it just to call me Scrooge McBlair.

And if I am in a government vehicle that goes over a “cliff” and my taxes go up and everyone and their sister gets government handouts from now until the end of time, I am checking into a government owned and operated “home” where they can take care of me at the public expense and I expect it to be at the level to which I aspire.

So keep an eye out for that government vehicle speeding rapidly toward the cliff.

It will be easily recognizable as it will certainly be the largest SUV tax money can buy, getting about 3 miles per gallon, and it will be outfitted with every device known to Detroit.

It will be black with American flags, stars and official looking insignia all over. It will also be bullet proof, fireproof, hurricane proof, but not fool proof. It will have a minimum of five antennas so as to provide an outward show of importance.

I am beginning to understand more and more about those historical times that sent people into their streets screaming “power to the people.”

Now in my heart of hearts I know the celebration of Christmas has nothing to do with governments anywhere. And I know that in the end I will surrender to the traditions of the season.

But I also know my government is not making it easy for me to enjoy the holiday and that it promises to make the new year anything but happy.